At last, America has come to its senses. It was so thrilling to listen to the new Republican Royal Family at the RNC all speak and support the scion of the family. This is what we have all been waiting for. Their rousing speeches and those of his supporters put to shame the Bush family and even the Kennedy family and other royal pretenders of the past. Donald is now our man and hopefully, his three Princes and two Princesses, Eric, Donald Jr., Barron, Tiffany and Ivanka, will establish a new and exciting dynasty for our country. I am sure Queen Elizabeth will lend Edward III's throne and the royal jewels, the scepter, crown and orb and some of the robes so that we can have a magnificent crowning in the rotunda of the Capital dome. The Greatness of America will be re-established, law and order will return. The President must adopt a name. King Trump I doesn't sound so good. How about Donaldus the First? Slayer of Democratic Dragons, Unifier of the Kingdoms of America, first born of the great dynasty which will last for a thousand years. Hail Donaldus. All hail his majesty. I shall persuade my 91-year old grandmother to knit him a beautiful long red tie for the occasion.