Can't afford universal medical coverage. Can't afford a safety net for the poor. Can't afford social security. Can't afford long term unemployment benefits. Can't afford to subsidize public housing to ensure home ownership. Can't afford environmental protection. Can't afford to mend roads and bridges. Can't afford measures to combat climate change. Can't and don't want to afford immigration reform. CAN afford a very big army and expensive weapons and upgraded nuclear bombs, and police, lots of them well armed with expensive weaponry ready to bash the bejabbers out of mothers and naked women, and communist agitators and anybody who comes in their way. (Right wing zealots, ex-cons and NAZI party members invited to apply). Now ALL OF A SUDDEN because of the pandemic, we can afford trillions of dollars in relief. Relief for everybody. An enema of financial relief. Where on earth did all this money come from? Jesus dejabbers... a pot of Republican gold at the end of the rainbow. Let's all go on holiday. Get the wine and beer in. It's snowing Republican dollars. To hell with the pandemic.