Alan S. Austin
Arizona Playwright • Writer • Poet
  

LOONEY TUNES (8/24)

I blame the pandemic. The loonies are coming out in force. Chem-trail Kelli is revving up her rumor machine about to reveal that the virus is actually the work of Chinese aliens from Pluto. Andy Biggs is selling quackery that'll kill and thinks wearing a mask is a symbol of totalitarian socialism, AND a subversive pedophile ring of Muslims disguised as Mormons has infiltrated MacDonald's ready to stage mass poisonings. Oh, and California is a failed state because Jon Gabriel saw thirteen California number plates last week. The only conclusion possible. That and their disastrous, privately-owned Power Company structured like our APS and ready to suck profits out of an essential service industry by putting in the cheapest grid system available. Go American capitalism. It's all a plot by crypto-communist neophytes subverting The Constitution. Anything bad happens and it's got to be the Democrats' fault. They are responsible for the fires, for immigration, for the prisons, for the riots, for global warming, for everything. It's a massive worldwide conspiracy to undermine the American way of life. The RNC will prove it, conclusively. Go Looney Tunes.... da-de-da-de-da.