If you want to run the American Government as a TV show, President Trump is doing an excellent job. Optics are good. Twitter's doing a great job keeping his support in place. The flags are flying. The Republican Party has a ring though its nose and is being led quietly to the slaughter. The American people? They're dying in the thousands. But it's manageable on TV. Just ignore it. The last thing we want is people getting all blubbery eyed about a lot of people, largely the old, dying. Hey! Sooner or later. No? Let's all move to tomorrow's news cycle. And so the show goes on. Our Covid-19 resisting President is showing the way, like liberty on the barricades. Onwards to victory.

Uncle Joe's message doesn't have any bite to it. Who cares about unity when you can kick the other guy in the teeth? This is the American way. Keep America strong. Sell more guns. Show them all who's the boss. And why not? We invented Hollywood didn't we? We're the richest, most powerful country in the world. Let's show these suckers what we can really do!

Glug...glug... glug.... glug..... all these fires and floods...? What? No! It's just a left wing socialist conspiracy. Hand me the paddle will you?