Alan S. Austin
Arizona Playwright • Writer • Poet
  

EXPLAINING THE CULT OF TRUMP (5/29)

Though I have little support for such a conspiracy other than circumstantial evidence from press and media outlets, I believe that members of the Russian secret service implanted some sort of miniature device in Donald Trump, probably when he was staying at a Moscow hotel well before the 2016 elections. The device, probably manufactured in North Korea, allows foreign agents to control Trump's serotonin levels. When certain keys words are beamed at him electronically, they activate the device producing positive warm reactions. I can only guess what the key words might be, perhaps "Putin" or "Kim" or "Burgers," "Money" or "Sexy young women", "Golf." This so beautifully explains much of Trump's behavior. The Russians might also have surreptitiously sprayed Trump supporters at one of his many rallies with some sort of skin-penetrating psycho drug which would account for the cult like adoration they feel for him. I pray the Secret Service are prepared to defend President Biden against such threats when he meets Putin later this year. Such a theory is far more plausible than Clinton, the pedophile. It's important to recognize that Trump supporters may need our help not our contempt.