Alan S. Austin
Arizona Playwright • Writer • Poet
  

LET THEM DIE (9/16)

To all the anti-vaccine, ivermectin, hydrochloroquine, mask hating, freedom, gun loving and "I'm more important than anyone else people" trapped by the idea their own civil liberties but not mine, here's a new list of government restrictions which I am recommending to be put into law immediately to keep the rest of us safe. 1. If you get sick from Covid and you are not vaccinated or have diagnosed health reasons to avoid the vaccine, you must wait in the corridor of the hospital until you die and any money you might have will be forfeit to the state. Special places in the parking lot will also be reserved for you. 2. If you get sick from taking medicine not sanctioned by the FDA, you will be sent to a hospital for the insane and your property and cash will be forfeited and once dead your carcass will go to the state cemetery where a nice hole will be dug for you at a premium rate by convicts from the state penitentiary. 3. Anyone believing that the last general election was not a free and fair one will be banished to Florida or Texas or any red state willing to have you. You may only return to Arizona if you show evidence of having been vaccinated; gone through Fox Aversion Therapy at your own cost and finally you are able to show some proof of a minimal education.