Alan S. Austin
Arizona Playwright • Writer • Poet
  

TRUMP IS A DINOSAUR (12/30)

Excellent cartoon by Ramirez. Unfortunately he forgot to draw the other egg found by the paleontologists, the one with the shriveled remains of a baby elephant. The scientists named the species trumpioticusfascisticuseroticus. They confirmed that a heartbeat has been detected which is unsettling. Previous ancient eggs of a similar species named adolphushitlericus facsitcus and mussulineoterocus fasciticus are in the Natural history Museum and did not survive. This species had ginger hair, walked on two legs and had a ferocious sexual appetite though a very small brain.