With those magical words, "Go pick up a Bible," Mike Johnson, the new speaker of the House, has re-established faith in true American values and gives hope to all those Maga supporters and Americans trying their best to live by Scripture and be true to God's will. Let's get back to those articles of faith taught to us in the Bible. The word of God mustn't be ignored. The Bible says quite clearly that homosexuality and adultery are unclean and punishable by death. Forget this modern squeamishness about the type of punishment. The Bible recommends stoning. Nothing wrong with a good stoning. It's a communal event. We could all bring our own stones. You just dig a pit. Saturday morning in the park. It's also time we all took a stand against shoplifting. Shoplifters don't get punished these days. Chopping off a limb or two is going to make them think twice. Cut their hands off outside Target as a warning. If we're going to keep our faith in the Bible strong, blasphemers, those who take the Lord's name in vain, must also be made examples. A few crucifixions in the Mall would make them think twice. Thank you Mike Johnson for restoring our faith in America. Pick up your Bibles everyone.