The latest news. Donald Trump has gone into a seminary to study philosophy and religion. A spokesperson said that he had had a religious experience on the 19th hole of his golf course and had seen the error of his ways. All nine members of the Supreme Court have resigned because they realize that the decisions they have been making are not in the interests of the American people. April will be celebrated as Immigration Month to acknowledge the great contribution immigrants make to the GDP. After his death from a fall in the Presidential palace, the remains of The Russian President Putin will be sent into space. The Russian army has decided the war with Ukraine is a waste of time, money and valuable Russian lives. China is going to develop free elections and a legal system. The North Korean politburo all committed suicide on Saturday to demonstrate their loyalty to their beloved leader. It has been announced that King Charles died twenty years ago and is now being played by Anthony Hopkins. All performances by Taylor Swift are actually holograms created by AI and God will arrive in The Holy Land renamed The UnHoly Land on Tuesday to sort out the mess. Pax vobiscum.