Arizona voters would do well to prepare themselves for the new administration. Getting their thinking straight on a number of issues will help them survive the next four years. Don't believe the French when they try to claim that the Statue of Liberty is trans. She is just a big strong girl with small breasts. Banning the Bible from schools and libraries because it's about a child born out of wedlock with two fathers is inappropriate. The musical Cats wasn't shut down because immigrants ate all the cats. Israelis only shoot women and children in Gaza because Hamas are hiding inside them. TikTok has not taken over all the minds of American children, some adults too. Boeing is to charge extra for the new alfresco class seating. Their new motto will be "Only a few screws loose." Biden is certain he served at least two terms. Elon Musk's New Polygamous Church of Mammon will be based in Texas. All politicians in Congress will be able to access free spine replacement therapy. New prison camps will only be available to immigrants. Kari Lake didn't die because she was injected with truth serum.