Alan S. Austin
Arizona Playwright • Writer • Poet
  

Canada Invasion Version 2 (5/09)

"Up to that point, the whole Canadian campaign had produced nothing but 'disaster, defeat, disgrace, and ruin and death,' the Green-Mountain Farmer, a Vermont newspaper, reported in January 1813."

Thank goodness we now have a president who understands our history and is going to make American great again. We need to revenge the terrible defeats inflicted on US forces by British Canadians and teach them a lesson. We must include in their destruction, the native populations of Canada who allied with our enemy and fought our armed forces to a standstill. This time some of our forces will not be allowed to aid the enemy by refusing to fight on Canadian soil because they believed it was illegal. What sort of patriotism is that? Andrew Jackson showed us excellent ways to annihilating native American populations using starvation and ethnic cleansing. There's nothing wrong with bit of genocide provided it's in a good cause and what could be a better cause than Christians opposing barbarian savagery? In any case, Canadians should have the good sense to surrender immediately and become the 51st state. What is a tiny army of 22,000 men going to do against the might of the US army which is nearly 1 million strong? This will be a great victory for the USA. After adding Greenland we should turn our attention to Mexico which we have already invaded and defeated 70 times in the past. These wars gained us valuable territory, Texas, Arizona, New Mexico, California. Only then can the President brag that he has truly made America Great Again