Alan S. Austin
Arizona Playwright • Writer • Poet
  

Nasty Scumbag Canadians! Export Them! (3/17)

Criminals are invading our country from the north. Nasty, drunken, old Canadians, some of them are pedophiles, homosexuals, drugs takers. Stop them entering our country. I hope the administration will do something to protect our wives and children from this ever growing menace. On the road I see Canadian number plates everywhere. Doesn't our government realize these people are dangerous? They are a drain on our medical services... Mayo Clinic is full of them... I recognize the accent... depriving loyal citizens of the right to good healthcare and jacking up the prices for everybody. Enough of this invasion. America must stand by its constitution. We Republicans are the rightful inheritors of the revolution that established the United States of America...and Canadians are now friends with our old enemy Great Britain. Some of them even speak French. We don't need their timber, or maple syrup or electricity. They jack up house prices and undermine our great society. If we are going to make America great again get rid of the Canadians. So they whipped Andrew Jackson and two American armies only because they unfairly recruited indigenous peoples. Send in the Marines immediatement.