Alan S. Austin
Arizona Playwright • Writer • Poet
  

The New Trump History of the World (2/21)

Those history books you read at school got it all wrong. The new authentic and utterly truthful History of the World has now been published by Trump Press. Buy your copy for only $29.99 and you will learn the true story of the past. The book explores in the simplest of terms real events and gives you the truth that previous old books failed to give you. Did you know that Ghengis Khan in his struggle to to liberate Western Europe from Marxist domination, gave birth to the great Roman Emperor Trumpus Maximus who in turn liberated Germany from the Irish and established the Free Social Democratic Kingdom of Inner Nonsensica. Now you can trace the lineage of our newly crowned Emperor of North America, Greenland and Gaza, the mighty Donaldus Trumpus, to the great Kings and Queens of Western Europe. Hurry, buy your copy before it completely runs out and be part of the greatness of America. Copies will be available at all reputable bookshops catering to Caucasians only and on line from Rogues Anonymous. Special discount available for members of the Republican Party.