Not sure how many ideas you now accept after the effects of the intellectual castration perpetrated by "Les grandes editeurs" Sir Phil Boas and Knight Commander of the Realm of Neutrality, Lord Greg Burton, but isn't the tide of history against you? Where's the red peril invading our universities? Where's the communist terror tearing apart our well governed Republican-leaning society? Where's the threat? Perhaps it's gone to Iran, or Mexico, or Europe or Venezuela. For the most powerful country in the world we are remarkably frightened by mice. And our Great Supreme Leader, Herr Vice Marshall, Commandant Trump, Jesus Incarnated... sorry, incasterate or should it be, Pissmaker in Chief. Salute to you, builder of memorials, golden decorator in chief, Killer divine... a true reflection of the American way.

Let us praise God for giving us this man who has spread so much chaos, and spent so many of our dollars on blowing up people - especially children in schools, nasty little rats! Who cares? Please, wash your hands thoroughly and say after me, "I am a journalist, I don't care about the truth."